(alarmed) Max, no! You're not going to do it again, are you?
You're one of the most lovable, yet disgusting creatures on the planet, you know that? pooping dog script full
(laughs) I know, I know. You did your business. You're a good boy. (she rinses her hands in a nearby hose) (alarmed) Max, no
(looks back at Jen with an innocent expression) yet disgusting creatures on the planet